Possum Molesworthy
Now for some fun. Possum Molesworthy, obviously an alias. combines ancient moleosophy (the science of divination through mole placement on your body) with Astrology, in what she calls “Molestrology.”
Laugh if you will, doubt if you will, but evidently the placement of your moles has meanings for you. And when Possum combines their knowledge with astrology, it becomes a unique “show and tell” personality perspective. For example, a beauty mark perched near your lips, ala Cindy Crawford, reveals a person who aspires to get ahead in life.
And to make this even more entertaining, Possum has playfully dreamt up a tall tale to explain her fascination. As she imagines it, her interest dates back to her great-great-great-great grandmother. This grandmother married a man whose surname was Molesworthy. On their wedding night, as they disrobed, she discovered that his body was covered with moles. He was a very profound sleeper; she was not. Instead of counting sheep, she found herself gifted with a mystic catalogue of his “beauty spots.” She was given the divine understanding of the bestowal of every mole with a special identity and story.
Since then, each generation of the House of Molesworthy has passed along this sacred knowledge. Throughout the years, there have been skeptics, but they arose only because one of Possum’s distant ancestors thought he was a woodpecker.
Sounds silly? You bet. And that’s part of the fun. But on a more serious level while no one knows for certain, legend has it that the science of moleosophy actually dates back to Hippocrates (460–377 BC).
Possum may be playful, but she’s also a true believer. And whether you have one mole or dozens, she delivers the goods on what it all means.